- The duration of a toddler tantrum is directly proportional to the pressure on Mommy's bladder, the distance to the nearest washroom, and inversely proportional to the limits of normal human patience.
- Relativity comes naturally to toddlers when they develop the amazing ability to be in two places at once.
- A strong attraction exists between toddlers and water bodies of every imaginable size. Always watch your step.
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
The Mommy Laws
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